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QUOTES
from selected works of
Benjamin Evans
"Turn off your brain, and turn on the show."
"To assume the way the plants are growing is wrong, is just lunacy."
"The best way to get rid of good people, is with a good accident."
"I’m pretty sure people knew what falling was even without a name for it."
"I should kick myself every time I say that, but I’d keep saying it and then I’d have bruises too."
“You can keep talking but I’m done listening.”
"Nothing in my repertoire has prepared me for gift-wrapping.
AT ALL!"
"The only psychic part of my brain is the part that knows when I failed to see it coming but “it “did and kept quiet to have a laugh."
"So, a psychotherapist would be a crazy person who tries to help people through murder and harm."
"When you think it through, it stops making sense."
"Payback and Karma, sounds like stripper names."
- The Official Unpublished Works
of Benjamin Evans
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